Teens Charged After Alleged Attack on Former DOGE Official Edward Coristine
Two teens charged in carjacking attack on Edward Coristine, ex-DOGE official and tech prodigy, in Washington’s Logan Circle.
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Teens Charged After Alleged Attack on Former DOGE Official Edward Coristine Teen Attack on Edward Coristine Sparks Outrage and Legal Action A shocking incident in Washington’s Logan Circle has drawn national attention after two 15-year-olds were charged with unarmed carjacking in connection to an alleged attack on Edward “Big Balls” Coristine. Known for his meteoric rise in the federal tech space, Coristine is a former Neuralink intern and ex-official in the Department of Government Efficiency (DOGE). He briefly returned to public service at the Social Security Administration to revamp its digital systems. On the night of the attack, Coristine was reportedly trying to protect a female companion when a group of teens surrounded his vehicle. This troubling event has not only ignited debate around youth crime but also highlighted the risks faced by young public figures navigating high-stress government roles. Image Credits:Chris Kleponis / Getty Images Edward Coristine’s Role in DOGE and Tech Public Service Edward Coristine isn’t just another name in the headlines. …